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When someone tries to get in between me and someone handing out free food

whatshouldbetchescallme:

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

(Source: bballgifs, via mypussybaldlikecaillou)

pieofthelord:

drunk-doctor:

safaribrowser:

 

so um i emailed disney about this sorrynotsorry

You’ve done well

pieofthelord:

drunk-doctor:

safaribrowser:

 

so um i emailed disney about this sorrynotsorry

You’ve done well

(via lilypatootie)

beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

(Source: beeblejuice, via thefuuuucomics)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

(via postulation)

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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(Source: instagrarn, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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